King Picadilly

Tyson agreed to watch a video with me while I folded a mountain of laundry (that he had washed!!!) tonight. After 3 unsuccessful attempts at finding something interesting/appropriate/not a yawn-fest we finally settled on a biography of Queen Elizabeth II.

While outlining the details leading to her reign, it was necessary for the narrator to list the circumstances leading to her uncle, Edward VIII's, abdication and her father, George VI's, ascension to the throne. Upon realizing that George V had named his second son after himself, I remarked to Tyson, "see, it's not unheard of for a not-the-first son to be named after his father." (Tyson is paranoid that in naming his 5th son after himself he may be perceived as egotistical. I disagree) At which point my husband remarked to me, "no, his name was Piccadilly."
huh?
backed the dvd up
When her father became king, they moved to Buckingham Palace from their home in Piccadilly. That's cleared up so I feel free to remark again, "See? There's  precedence for that, he named his second son after himself, George..."
Tyson: "presidents? I thought he was the king."
King Piccadilly.

smrt

hubby: whats up
 me: I'm tired tried to take a nap
 yeah I tried to take a nap
 I am so tired but It was so hard to breathe that I felt panicked the whole time and finally gave up 
hubby: gave up breathing?
me: yes I am dead currently dead and typing
hubby: I'm no doctor, but I dont think that is healthy
hubby: wow... I just saw you earlier today and now you are gone...
me: ... you are a doctor
hubby: oh
 sorry

'Fish Tales' or 'The Dangers of Cannibalism' by Aaron Mark Olheiser'

"Come here, Love Boy!" The order was immediately followed and rewarded by a great big hug from me to my son, Aaron. He then told me, "I love you, I wish I could just eat your face, then eat two pictures of your face." "You're the best, Aaron," I replied. In response: "I know. And I'm five now so I know how to fish."

birthday cha-cha

Q: I just realized that my wife is a Sith Lord. What is my obligation to the Jedi Council? A: NOTHING, because cha-cha has gotten LAME. But it was an excellent question, was it not?

more chacha love courtesy of my soul mate

Q: The other day, I said something kinda insensitive to my wife and she replied "go back to the shadow." That can't be good.

A: It probably wasn't a compliment. Apologize to your wife and let her know that you love her and didn't mean to hurt her feelings.

I heart my dad with my whole heart

This was a gchat between my husband and I regarding my dad, Mark Francis Kos. Enjoy.

hubby: "good opportunity to witness to punk out hole in earlobe very open appearance punk culture to block very declaration of gospel"
guess who texted that....
me: are his initials MFK?
hubby: big time
dont know what to say to that
"yeah!"?
me: lol
hubby: I know!
"that's a shame"?
me: you know you love him. You should have replied with your own equally asinine non-sequitur: "london shame fell a well wall almost painted lavender"

Chef Pierre

Pete is bursting with pride.
He was literally dancing circles around me.
He made his own dinner you see.
He found a grilled cheese sandwich in the fridge wrapped in foil, (who knows how old it was)threw the foil away, placed the sandwich in the microwave, hit the correct buttons,(!)and then ate it.
I was in bed but Annie saw the whole thing. When I got up he was dancing around me (with his mouth full of you guessed it: grilled cheese sandwich)singing:
"Petah maka sammmmwish''
No way, you say?
Yep.
The boy is way too cute.
At least I think so