smrt

hubby: whats up
 me: I'm tired tried to take a nap
 yeah I tried to take a nap
 I am so tired but It was so hard to breathe that I felt panicked the whole time and finally gave up 
hubby: gave up breathing?
me: yes I am dead currently dead and typing
hubby: I'm no doctor, but I dont think that is healthy
hubby: wow... I just saw you earlier today and now you are gone...
me: ... you are a doctor
hubby: oh
 sorry

'Fish Tales' or 'The Dangers of Cannibalism' by Aaron Mark Olheiser'

"Come here, Love Boy!" The order was immediately followed and rewarded by a great big hug from me to my son, Aaron. He then told me, "I love you, I wish I could just eat your face, then eat two pictures of your face." "You're the best, Aaron," I replied. In response: "I know. And I'm five now so I know how to fish."