Henner to Elizabeth

Henner to Elizabeth: "Yeah, you're cute but you're not smart and you're zero and you're beautiful"

Literature vs. Science

You may or may not have heard about our Edgar Allan Poe action figure (A souvenir from a March Meeting held in Baltimore) WELL... It was of late rediscovered. Henry has again been carrying the thing around. He was showing me some of the features and components to "Eggar" or "The Black Guy" when (Edgar wears black because as we all know, he was kind of a macabre character) I decided to ask him, finally, "Why do you like that toy?"
He replied, "I like him because he's black and he's Eggar and he's not the white guy."
The white guy?
Einstein.
Yes, we have an Einstein action figure too.
Literary Win
General Relativity FAIL! Take it.

too many brothers

I was holding Elizabeth yesterday and Henner kept saying "I like him a lot, do you like him too?"

I couldn't figure it out- him who??

WHO IS HIM? So I asked.

Elizabeth.

He still doesn't know that babies come in two genders.

Too many brothers.

"A skunk can look the same only if they put their stripes away."

-Austen Olheiser

Dr. Olheiser

Austen and Henner are playing ''doctor.''

Austen has pens in his shirt pocket (this is what distinguishes him from regular boys in dress shirts)

He has a small notepad and one of those face masks.

the funniest part:

He wrote a ''prescription'' with a little diagram of where Henry's ''small break'' is in his leg.

The "prescription" is a picture of his cast with "HenrY" at the top.

He showed me all of this.

Then I hear this:

"Henry, this is a picture of your cast. You have your cast on now? Okay, I made this picture of your small break. See the small break? I will give this picture to your mother, Rebekah. Rebekah Olheiser"

Dressing up is fun

Mobbed!

Meeting The New Baby