I AM SO TIRED OF BEING SICK

that is all.

talent

A very talented friend (Kris Stone of Stone Cafe Creations) of mine takes pictures. She takes good pictures. Never before was this more clear to me than when she recently sent me a picture she took of some orange peels carefully arranged on the table by her son. This is that picture. She said it was orange peel iceburgs. I don't know. I just think it's beautiful.

Mr. Wonderbird, A Good-For-Nothing Chimney Sweep, and Dear Little Shepherdess

"Just shout, 'Wonderbird!', and I'll be right there."
'The Curious Adventures of Mr. Wonderbird' is a disturbing tale of a king and a chimney sweep, a shepherdess, and another king, all of whom came to life out of his (the real king) paintings. Neither king appears to wear pants throughout the entire film. Also, there is a bird named, of all things, Mr. Wonderbird. Mr. Wonderbird helps the two lovers (Chimney-Sweep and Shepherdess) escape rooftops, a possessed wheelchair/throne, retarded bounty hunters, and other perilous situations using his superpowers which appear primarily to consist of taunts and insults. There is also a blind man who plays calliope music in a lion's den, a clumsy police chief who slides UP fireman's poles, a man in black leotard and red speedo, a giant robot with skeleton hands, a statue who comes to life and removes his own leg to use as a weapon, and lots of trapdoors. All in all, I can say, without reservation, that this was the creepiest story I have ever heard or heard about. Tyson is not allowed, I repeat, NOT ALLOWED to peruse the $1 videos at Walmart anymore.

A Comical Misunderstanding That Resulted in Me Marrying a Very Intelligent Man

This is the title of the new book I am going to write. Please comment with any suggestions regarding the content. Thank you.

Not Me, Unfortunately.

James 4:11
Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.
and then:
James 4:12
There is one lawgiver, who is able to save and to destroy: who art thou that judgest another?
ouch?

This one's for my very young friend. You know who you are.

I don't believe in
whispers & I don't
believe in rhyme
Both
belong only in their
time
Whispers are for quiet
time and rhyme...
For fairy tales &
fancy pretty lies

New Year's Eve

Grandma: "What time is it?"
Sarah: "2008."