I lied

This is a conversation my kids had with Aunt Sarah (my sister)
Austen: "Hi."
Henner: "Hullo Sawah."
Sarah: "I miss you guys so much!"
Austen: "Come over."
Austen: "Hey, Sarah, you come over and play trains sometime because you didn't bring Tobe here."
Sarah: (laughter)
Henner: "What's that?"
Henner: "Why you big won't. What's that?"
Henner: "Pop ossa weethow." (pop goes the weasel)
Sarah: (laughter)
Austen: "I am a pirate ship."
Henner: "Look. A baby. A baby thing."
Austen: "I am on a pirate ship."
Sarah: (laughing) "This is priceless."
Austen: "I am not a pirate ship, that is a pirate ship. Get on the pirate ship."
Henner: "I push the bunnon." (button)
The End.